Pens Unleash Malkinstein

Have you been wondering why the Penguins have improved so much from last season, could it be because they have been employing the services of one Russian created monster:

MALKINSTEIN FRANKENSTEIN

No wonder they didn't want this guy to leave Russia.

According to the Pens, Malkinstein is:
6'4/192cm tall

According to sources Frankenstein was 6'6, sources also tell us they have the same barber.

Beware NHL teams...the monster is on the loose.