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Harold Camping is a false Doomsday prophet, NO earthquake in New ZealandHowever, at the appointed time, there was no earthquake, no tremor, not even a whimper. The US Geological Survey, which tracks seismic activity worldwide, has confirmed that there was no earthquake in New Zealand. However, a 4.9 magnitude earthquake ... read more
New Zealand Earthquake Announce Official Conversion To Outfield
After a stunning failure to produce the rapture on May 21, 2011, Harold Camping's proposed New Zealand earthquake announced its intention to return to the minor leagues for further training as an outfielder, ... read more
Are These Earthquakes Rapture-Related, Or Can We Keep Making Smug Jokes?
You're wondering why we haven't heard any reports of New Zealand's destruction, since it was 6 pm there hours ago? Well suck on this nonbelievers: there was an earthquake...near the South Sandwich Islands. OK, so maybe those "moderate earthquakes" ... read more
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